Sunday 21 March 2010

Sweets

Happy Spring.

Called a wrong number today thinking it was my dad's (non-existent) cell phone and the guy said "it's alright, honey." This perfect stranger called me Honey, and it was nice. It made me think about all the pet names for women are derived from sugar:

Sweetheart
Honey
Sugarpie
Sweetie
Babycakes

Now, things made of sugar are nice at the time, but in the end are bad for you. The downfall of most any man is because of a woman - Adam, Solomon, Bill Clinton, etc., and the downfall of our society right now is excess carbohydrates!

Coincidence???

I think not.

Monday 15 March 2010

apart

My heart breaks for his broken heart
Cause he doesn't see what I see
That he makes me a better me
So I've set him apart
And it tears me apart